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Things my dad says

D: I think I may be starting to get wrinkles.
Me: *dad you're 60 you've had wrinkles for 20 years*
Me: *trying to be nice* No, I can't see any.
D: So you are short-sighted! Doesn't the doctor keep telling you you're short-sighted?

No, the doctor doesn't tell me I'm short-sighted because I'm not! Gah. I think he gets a kick of out how annoyed I get when he just makes up medical problems for me. Like telling people I broke my foot (I didn't) from ice skating (I was on land) and the doctor told me stop jumping around (he didn't.. he even explicitly agreed that it was ok for me to continue skating because it's just a sprain).

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